Driving while inebriated in real life - dangerous. Driving in Stuntman: Ignition (Xbox 360, PS3) while smashed - hilarious. You'll see that this little comparison holds true in this gameplay video of Paradigm's upcoming smash-em-up driving title, with a simple message not to get behind the wheel of a moving vehicle when you're tanked up on liquor.

In this video, we see a lot of crashing and smashing into things that even the most unskilled armchair wheel jockey could easily avoid - but for those of us who's of legal age and has thrown back a drink or two would know that alcohol has the tendency to mess up your sense of direction some, besides providing a false sense of belief that you can actually dance well or talk to the fairer gender without stuttering. Wince-worthy moment? When the player rams himself full-speed into a wall - on a motorcycle. That's got to hurt.

Again, don't drink and drive. Have a happy Fourth, and enjoy the video!